Most people have experienced bad breath once or twice in their lifetime...if your breath smells like ass everyday all day there's a problem! Your breath may be burning someone else's nostrils. Bad breath can ruin your life. No bae, no one wants to hear you talk and ultimately cause deep depression...Here's a few signs your breath is deadly. 1. You lick your hand... spit dries and it smells terrible... YOUR BREATH STANK 2. You're dating and you never get kissed... YOUR BREATH STANK 3. Your upper lip stank... YOUR BREATH STANK 4. When you talk people take a few steps back... YOUR BREATH STANK 5. People frown when you talk... YOUR BREATH STANK 6. Strangers offer you gum... YOUR BREATH STANK 7. Babies cry when you pick them up... YOUR BREATH STANK
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For those of you who are clueless on what the phrase "chicken nugget" means here's a clip from our friend plies...viewer discretion is advised. So ladies here's a few tips to spot Mr. "Chicken Nugget" before you're in too deep 1. He brags about his manhood - Many little men feel the need to brag about their insecurities. These men also play on women's emotions. They feel as if multiple women or being a player can compensate for their undergrown penis. BOY STOP!
2. He only dates outside of race - many little men can not satisfy ethnic women sexually of course this is not always factual everyone has their own preference. 3. He never gets dress in front of you - if it is little just imagine how small it is on soft... Yikes! 4. He doesn't buy Trojan Magnums - he can't fit them they'll slide right off. 5. He takes so much time on his appearance you think he may be gay... He may be or he may have a little solider. 6. He's very materialistic. He wants you to focus on his designer clothing, fancy car, etc because he knows once he takes off his balmain outfit you'll flee at the sight of his baby penis. I have never been a fan of dusty men. If your wife beater has stains on it... If your sneakers are busted... If your hair ain't combed... If you have deodorant balls underneath your armpits I know your Dick is Dirty. Here's a random post from one of my fellow Facebook friends... He's speaking nothing but the truth. What's your take on this??? It's somewhat comical yet probably true. Don't get caught up in the hype... Unfortunately your girl might be a thot. Here's a few steps/pointers to properly dodge a thot. 1.) Do your homework. The streets will talk. Yes everyone has a past... But don't be foolish ask around or at least drop her name to get an reaction. 2.) Check her Instagram. Social Media is not everything but you can spot a thot based on her poses. If she is always looking back at it, Showing lots of cleavage... You already know what's up. 3.) She bops on certain professions. She only dates or talks to athletes, rappers and business professionals. Chances are she's a seasoned thot... Watch out shawty will run game then run a check up. 4.) She's materialistic. She mentions handbags, shoes and other expensive stuff every other sentence. She's an opportunist thot. 5.) Check her mindset. If she thinks it's cute or appropriate to finesse men. She's a thot. If she tells multiple men she's pregnant for abortion money she's the ultimate thot. 6.) She's always on Go. You ain't gotta work for anything... She will drop whatever she's doing to kick it with you... She's an easy thot. 7.) Check out her circle. Birds of the same feather often flock together. 8.) She's always in drama. She's a basic thot. She will blame everything on someone "hating" when actually she's the cause of the problem. Other things to watch out for excessive amounts of weave, facial piercings, nasty tweets, sharing friends clothes, Worldstar fights, Trojan wrappers in her car, roll on lipgloss.... For more Thursday Tea Follow me on Twitter @pattygotcake Unfortunately trust is at an all time low... Social media, song lyrics... and our generation's views on love is to blame. Here are a few signs your significant other may be seeing other people. 1. He/She Never uses their phone around you. 2. He/She phone is always on silent. 3. You only see them when they're hungry. 4. They no longer want to go to public places. 5. The passenger seat in her car is pushed all the way back. 6. There's makeup stains on his shirt. 7. He/She is listening to new music/ new artist. 8. He/She spends more time on his/her appearance. 9. He/She conversation is very short. 10. He/She makes an argument out of anything. 11. He/She is being too nice... They feel guilty. All in All your intuition rarely lies. Follow your gut. Do a little investigating and you will surely find the truth. For more #thursdaytea follow me on Twitter @pattygotcake In a social media crazy, digitally focused society we want to look our best online. Everyone has taken a pic that looks nothing like them. Sometimes unflattering and other times gorgeous. If you constantly hear others who know you personally say "Wow that looks nothing like you"... You may be a fraud, a social media imposter that is. Here's a few signs that you may be catfishing others... 1) You use multiple photo editing apps. - yeah... 2.) You use the "Valencia" filter on IG to appear "light skin" - you're the same color as Morris Chestnut. Love your blackness baby. 3.) You never take full body shots. - you're 300 pounds you look 125 on IG. 4.) You heavily contour your face. - your nose looks totally different in person. 5.) You pose in your friends clothes. - we've seen that same outfit on your home girl numerous times. 6.) You take pics of your rent money as if you're "ballin" - take the money to the rent office before you become a victim of theft 7.) You use celebrity endorsement to appear popular - you randomly see stars and act as if you know them personally. 8.) Your silhouette looks blurry - chances are you've photoshopped yourself. We all know people that only hit you up when its conveinient for them. Don't fall victim to fake friendships... Here's a signs to watch out for... 1. Only call when they need a ride. 2. Always expect you to pay their way in the club. 3. Never supply alcohol or put in for alcohol. 4. Always telling you what someone said about you. 5. Won't put you on their social networks. 6. Never call only text. 7. Only call to borrow money. 8. Only brings you around a particular crowd. Follow me on Twitter for more Thursday Tea @pattygotcake |
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